straight fierce

My pride parade loot:

beads, fortune cookies, condoms,

koozies, and MORE BEADS!

 

slacker

Nothing screams birthday

like pink funfetti cake, beer,

and a pride parade!

 

the "edgewater"

Lonely, rusted pier

stretches out towards its lake

missing the water

GTT

The smell of charcoal

Sunburned lips on a cold beer

A Texas sunset

one-up the giving tree

This was a real tree.

Now it is a real fountain.

Oh, art, you stump me. 

there's a 30% chance it's already raining

It is days like these

where all I really want is

A desk with a view...

sweet endings.

Summer fling, don't mean

a thing but uh-oh tho-hose

su-HUH-mer ni-HEIGHTS!

beautiful in white

A beautiful bride

with her mummified minions.

My skirt's falling off.

hearts

Few things are certain

in this life. But iced water

will always trump milk.

 

happy birthday steven!

May your stein stay full

and the table always tilt

towards your hippo